Wednesday, August 31, 2011
in the context of courting
Albert Einstein once said, "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." And although this entry isn't really about relativity, we all know how fast time can pass when we are with a person we like. Us guys will go through great lengths to impress a girl we sincerely have feelings for. Some acts may be disastrous, while some favorable. Others are laughable, and a few are romantic. But no matter the method, we all have one intent, to win the girl's favor.
But here's the caveat... "men are incapable of having a beautiful thought about a woman, that isn't followed directly by a disgusting thought about that very same woman."* Evolution and the "left hand just doesn't cut it" theory might provide some insight. It also doesn't help that our genitalia protrude out of our bodies and is as sensitive as a freshly open wound. Also, beyond just physical sensitivity, mentally, we are just as vulnerable. And its because we are wired to want to procreate, we just happened to have found a loophole in the system... ie. birth control, which definitely helps with the whole population crisis, amongst other things, and it also promotes having the best experience while limiting the worries of animating something you'll regret.
What I'm getting at is that we often get things mixed up. We meet a girl we like and instead of focusing on that, we shift our thoughts to sex. We may think something diametrically opposed at first but soon after we'll think about positioning. Its futile to fight it and I say its unnecessary to do so. Its the underlying motivating factor, other than perhaps love, guilt or pity, to pretty much do anything nice for a girl. Men can deny it all they want, but offer sex to a dude who is courting you and 9 out of 10 times they'll agree. Of course I am describing it a bit vulgar, the whole courting process I mean. There are plenty of romantic and delicate ways to approach this, but I prefer to be blunt. I'm not saying that the only thing men think about is sex, I'm saying that the only thing that motivates men is sex, in the context of courting.
*quote: Louie, Season 2, (Episode 8, 6m50s)
But here's the caveat... "men are incapable of having a beautiful thought about a woman, that isn't followed directly by a disgusting thought about that very same woman."* Evolution and the "left hand just doesn't cut it" theory might provide some insight. It also doesn't help that our genitalia protrude out of our bodies and is as sensitive as a freshly open wound. Also, beyond just physical sensitivity, mentally, we are just as vulnerable. And its because we are wired to want to procreate, we just happened to have found a loophole in the system... ie. birth control, which definitely helps with the whole population crisis, amongst other things, and it also promotes having the best experience while limiting the worries of animating something you'll regret.
What I'm getting at is that we often get things mixed up. We meet a girl we like and instead of focusing on that, we shift our thoughts to sex. We may think something diametrically opposed at first but soon after we'll think about positioning. Its futile to fight it and I say its unnecessary to do so. Its the underlying motivating factor, other than perhaps love, guilt or pity, to pretty much do anything nice for a girl. Men can deny it all they want, but offer sex to a dude who is courting you and 9 out of 10 times they'll agree. Of course I am describing it a bit vulgar, the whole courting process I mean. There are plenty of romantic and delicate ways to approach this, but I prefer to be blunt. I'm not saying that the only thing men think about is sex, I'm saying that the only thing that motivates men is sex, in the context of courting.
*quote: Louie, Season 2, (Episode 8, 6m50s)
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Hi my name is not actually deliciousgook. Recently my boredom has surpassed tolerable levels. So now I spend my time sharing my mostly useless thoughts and opinions with the interwebs. Enjoy.
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"men are incapable of having a beautiful thought about a woman, that isn't followed directly by a disgusting thought about that very same woman."
-Louie Season 2 Episode 8 6m50s
Great fucking bit.
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Also, not sure if sex is the only thing that causes men to seek a relationship.
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ah damn, in my edit I quoted him but guess that didn't save, thanks for finding the exact time though. its not a widely accepted theory, just something I observed and believe to be true. i suppose it doesn't apply to all cases at all times, as to say there are no absolute truths.
-jp
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