the human condition

A surprisingly unpopular term that is not coined by me, but one of my great influences (I just can't remember which one). And I don't mean a light two-wheeled open motor vehicle on which the driver sits with legs together and feet resting on a floorboard. I mean it in the way it describes people. This is a term more suited to be used by men, not because we're pigs, but because its just funnier to us, and it describes a girl that you'd have sex with, but are ashamed to tell other people about it. Just like a scooter, its fun to ride, but you don't go showing it off to your friends. So now you know, use it well... and don't get caught being called a scooter.