Sunday, July 10, 2011

men will fuck shit up, but women are fucked up

This becomes evident in early childhood and even more so as we age. Its one of those differences between genders that is very penis vs vagina, and I'm sure even now plenty of examples are surging in your head. Every time you can recall a guy doing anything wrong it usually has something to do with destruction and is primitive. Our counterparts, not so much. They are more like brain ninjas, saboteurs of hearts, and overall masters of mental espionage. Men like when things blow up and even more so if they are the cause. They tend to reason with violence and mostly rudimentary forms of retaliation. Women are more the splinter cell approach of the genders and any attempts of retaliation is usually more thoughtout and patient. This concept generalizes to many other things in life. For instance, gift giving. Wondering what to get a guy? buy him the new call of duty. What to get a girl? something that has meaning beyond face value. Arguments... men tend to yell, be physical and say obvious shit. Women will be poise and say things that don't mean anything to us at first but will sink in and later explode in our heads, a fine example of mental espionage. Problem solving... Microwave isn't working, men will bang it and press mass buttons. Women will find the folder with all of their manuals and read. Movie selection... men, Transformers 3 without a doubt. Women, Larry Crowne... who? exactly. I think you get the idea.

I expect most people to be aware of this phenomenon. Perhaps its not so black and white in your life but nothing is. So just think for a second and see how this can apply to you. Knowledge is what you make of it... just knowing something is completely useless.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm noticing a theme here.

Also, I disagree with the contents of this post.

-ay

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